Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 01, 2020
basically a position where someone draws attention to their butt on purposely, usually for a photo it is usually done by squatting at the camera and then bending down so the camera can see their butt, but they still have pants on.
the person did a sorority squat for there picture down below in the image you will see someone farting well doing a sorority squat
by arson_investigator August 29, 2021
I am going to be in serious trouble because of frog squatting.I Frog Squatted my girlfriend last night and now i cant get rid of the corpse.
by monkey juice July 18, 2009
Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009
A Deep Squat is a guy who all the girls swoon over, but he isnt actually funny, his genitals are withered by steroids and he cant bend over to tie his laces let alone do a deep squat. He flirts with whoever he can and in particular likes to get into the knickers of girls with a boyfriend, and get to know the guy at the same time, intimately. He wont stop at anything to bed a woman after he has started. All round a nasty piece of work.
by Pliskinsnake December 14, 2010
Action similiar to an indian at a pow wow dancing around the fire getting ready for war. He gets himself all intense but intead of going to war he absolutely piss pounds a girl and takes her anal virginity...
by calven March 19, 2003
by Slump June 17, 2004