squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.

Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.

by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014

gone squatchin

Orally pleasuring a woman with a hairy vagina.

It's your lucky night tonight baby im gone squatchin.

by DRAK December 10, 2012

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

squat

incredibly british way to suggest eating a bitch out.

ello' puppet, fancy comin' over and takin a nice squat on ma' face?

by tolerableintolerance September 19, 2009

Singapore Squatjob

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.

Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.

by The Squatjob Expert July 19, 2009

squatcha

Check didn't come in like they said.

There was squatcha in the mail today. :(

by Paula from Accounting March 16, 2010

Squatted trucks

A gay man who loves licking sausages

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay

by anonymous June 19, 2022