Spiff nip

Foods such as chocolate and meat that make other foods spiffy and exciting. They awaken the senses and provide arousal for bedroom actions.

Spiff nips are in the food because I want to get lucky tonight.

by Meow Meow Bits February 17, 2018

Smoff

Short for "Secret Masters OF Fandom" the side conversations of society and fandom organizations talking shop and sharing experiences to help break the ice or share, often self-deprecating, analogies. Often results in a long session of sharing these stories and the others involved in coming up with ways they would deal with the situation.

George was smoffing yesterday with the group and sharing how one of the attendees tried to hook their costume on the fire sprinkler in their room.

by Athirne May 26, 2018

Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018

spiffed mix

When someone makes music that sounds incomplete, it needs a Spiffed Mix made. Spiffing up the mix makes everyone dance more.

It's a good thing that DJ Scott Spiff made his Spiffed Mix because the original track was not as fun to dance to.

by Meow Meow Bits June 5, 2018

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaffy

Looking Good

You looking Spaffy today.

by Siko25 June 16, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018