spermealization

The feeling a man has immediately following an orgasm. This is the TRUE and EXACT feeling he has about the woman with whom he just had sex. Usually this feeling completely contradicts the sexual desires that lead up to the feeling.

After having a spermealization, David ran out of Mary's house as fast as he could.

by Dr Wooda Feltersnatch September 8, 2011

Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 20, 2013

sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

Spermaknecht

A german word for a male cum dumpster (cause there is no better word)

Christian is a real Spermaknecht, he get's filled up every weekend.

by Grommash April 29, 2015

sperm factory

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

by Kirka July 21, 2015

Spermadent

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016