Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

by Thunnus January 9, 2010

Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

Speechy

One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.

wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>

by Azerick February 14, 2012

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013