Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013

specky fucktoid

A person who invades their partner's privacy (hacking their phone, reading message on Facebook) to discover what has been said about them.

OMG your boyfriend was being such a specky fucktoid last night! He was totally messaging me from your phone last night....

by punnjabi_princess808 October 15, 2015

spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

spacey hoe

A hoe that not only is a thot but also lost within thought. Spaced out hoe wondering and speaking things which make money sense.

Gabriel Cespedes chills after leg day because he doesn't do that. That nigga a spacey hoe.

by young scroggy July 24, 2016

Sacky bag

A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.

That old dude has a sacky bag. Eww

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017