Mud slide

After intense anal sex let your dick go limp, then have your partner poop, forcing your flaccid penis out with the poop in one giant mud slide.

Dude, she gave me such an intense mud slide last night.

by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012

golden slide

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.

I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.

I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!

by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010

skideeber

1. all hope is lost
2. what the fuck?
3. epiphony
4. random thing to say at awkward moments

when you take a fecal deposit in the toilet seat and you realize that you do not have toilet paper, it is appropriate to shout "skideeber!"

Sharlene: Bob im pregnant and you are NOT the father
Bob: Skideeber?!!

by tomanalahtor June 30, 2011

Pinky Slide

Lying in bed with your partner, both face up. Unexpectedly reach under the covers and slip a pinky finger on either side of her meat flaps. Play the teaze and avoid direct clitoral contact for approx 1 minute before going deep sea diving (South). Come up for air soon after and reep the benefits of your exploration by using the reminants as lube to finish the job. Glide over the clit using a freshly naturally lubricated pinky slide until desired results are achieved....That being an orgasm....Hence, the Pinky Slide. (Tends to work better than the usual smother technique)

Oh by Jesus honey, what on god's green earth are you doing to me? Yes dear, you are awake and by the way....It's called the pinky slide!

by Trevor M July 30, 2006

Slidekick

(n.) Also known as the new Sidekick Slide, it is used to distinguish it from the Sidekick LX which has the authentic screen spinning 180 degrees.

Which do you prefer: The LX or the Slidekick?

by CjChrispin February 14, 2008