slasher

"Slasher has a huge hitbox, not gonna lie" -Some new player
"I agree, he killed me from so far away" -Another new player

by That handle is.. bla bla blah August 31, 2025

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Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

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Slammer sloshed

The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.

"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."

by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010

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hulk-smashed

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 2, 2010

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Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

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