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Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
by melonn May 24, 2010
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National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day
by Djsihs December 8, 2019
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Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it
That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!
by walmu November 12, 2022
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Skip day

"John why weren't you at school yesterday" "you didn't here its national skip day the 18th
by Royalace44 January 17, 2022
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Skip

Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.
“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”

“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb
by Skipper fox March 20, 2022
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Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people
Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym
by Trillvin December 5, 2023
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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