Shower Napkin

The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby

I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.

by Jayblox January 13, 2009

Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

Trini shower

The act of your girl giving you a blow job while taking a shit and ejaulating in her hair

During sex Sunita wanted to take a shit so I gave that bitch a trini shower

by Czars868 June 14, 2016

shower cement

When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.

Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!

by the gordano January 4, 2017

slave shower

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.

"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."

by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013