by BenisPlease July 30, 2022
Get the Cocaine shirtmug. by Goatish February 1, 2015
Get the Douchebag shirtmug. a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space
by vma August 22, 2021
Get the comfort shirtmug. 1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
Get the shirt burglarmug. Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018
Get the Shirt Fuddlermug. The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.
"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.
"Dude...yes."
"Dude...yes."
by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012
Get the Rip-Shirtmug. when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.
Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.
by CandyLandy December 2, 2009
Get the shirt wienermug.