Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023
Get the shirt kittenmug. A game played by middle school boys to try to get the attention of a girl whom the are attracted to.
by imthemoosie February 15, 2015
Get the Down The Shirtmug. by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021
Get the Guppy shirtmug. a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space
by vma August 22, 2021
Get the comfort shirtmug. by CPRT October 24, 2022
Get the Blue Shirtmug. The act of ripping your t-shirt, much like the incredible hulk when he is angry, in a store, restaurant, or any public area. Once done, you must be sure to cause a scene so you must yell or scream something as it's done and then walk out of said area.
"Bro, let's use your dad's old shirts and do a rip-shirt in that one mexican restaurant down the street and yell: 'HOW YOU LIKE YO BEANS?!' and run out.
"Dude...yes."
"Dude...yes."
by Dr Alfabett February 9, 2012
Get the Rip-Shirtmug. when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.
Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.
by CandyLandy December 2, 2009
Get the shirt wienermug.