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Shart Martyr

(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.

(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
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shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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Shart-donnay

A really cheap and shitty tasting white wine.
We asked her to bring a bottle of wine and she showed up some $2 Shart-donnay from Trader Joes. That shit was nasty!
by shartilingus March 30, 2009
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shart attack

that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
by heavyduty October 16, 2006
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Shart Monster

When someone farts and shit comes out, that is a shart. This is someone who repeatedly does this gross act. They are shart monsters.
Ewwww.....that was a wet one, you better wipe yourself you shart monster.
by squince5 April 4, 2009
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shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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