Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".

"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"

by venomlash April 5, 2009

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty

I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.

by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017

shank-slam

beat down with severity and deep pain, to man-cram

shut up or i will shank-slam you out of a second story window

by imanidiot April 24, 2003