A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's MILF mug.When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.
Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's unconditional love mug.A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.
An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.
An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.
James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.
by personline January 2, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Comedian mug.The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.
Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim
Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim
So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.
by Clowniie March 23, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Victim mug.The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
Get the angry schrodinger mug.A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-
by dreamingoutloud7673 January 20, 2023
Get the Shrodinger's Bigot mug.A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.
Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
by PomuHub March 12, 2022
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