A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019

Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

Stay away from that place, it's packed with street salmon..
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!
by makesenseright November 4, 2015

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

by Salmonator1 July 16, 2021

"Watch that glass.......smash!!!
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
