Anthony was asked by his girlfriend to do a reverse pumpkin on her. Perplexed, he cautiously agreed.
by Nytrofire July 03, 2017
When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.
Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
by Junsquared December 29, 2011
when giving a blumpy the reciever (or blumpeé) donkey punches the blumper (the giver). When they're out cold, the blumpeé turns around and takes a dump inside they're mouth. when the blumper wakes up it is fun to see how long it takes for them to realise what is in their mouth isn't what it was a few seconds ago.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
last night it took jane 30 seconds to realise she was giving des a reverse blumpy.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
by Des Walker September 25, 2006
Racist: Ah yes, “cracker”, a racial slur against whites. Reverse racism at its finest
Others: reverse racism don’t exist
Others: reverse racism don’t exist
by Don’tworryboutmyname August 10, 2022
When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.
Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(
by Rogue_Leader September 13, 2017
The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.
1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
by KrysCrizzly August 04, 2013
When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”
by Beverlyforgrieve August 06, 2023