I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.
by The Cockmeister March 19, 2011
A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.
Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
by mortal sky September 8, 2010
Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.
by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004
Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...
by B. Hanback July 31, 2008
When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.
Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!
justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.
Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!
justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.
Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!
by SeanB85 February 10, 2007
The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!
"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus
by Pissed Off Paul October 16, 2003
Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 9, 2010