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Wood Stone Retard

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!
We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!
by JPGEdward March 29, 2017
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math class retard

The person in your math class who asks a question that does make any sense because they are a retard.
Sometimes my dog eats grass”-math class retard
by YT Vocational View May 10, 2021
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retarded tinglies

The feeling one gets when embarassed for someone else. Often accompanied by a physical sensation.
This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.
by Ben Timberlake January 30, 2006
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Retarded Fangirl Syndrome

What happens when 80% of the fangirl population sees something cute like a character match-up and/or is reading a yaoi. Requires lots of flailing around, making kitty faces and screaming "OMIGOD!" or "SO KAWAII!"
Did you see Samantha back there? I think she was diagnosed with Retarded Fangirl Syndrome after she saw that Maka X Soul match-up.
by She'sTheBlade April 27, 2011
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Retard

Me
I am a retard
by Riedisawesome December 9, 2016
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Emotional retard

Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere

Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.

2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade April 12, 2012
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Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
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