puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Puerto Rican

N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.

"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"

by Encephalitis October 25, 2023

Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.

That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024

The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.

Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.

by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021

Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture

Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.

by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021