Cats in the porta potty

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?

BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

by Mygrandfatherkilledhitler December 7, 2021

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009

sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.

OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010

Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.

Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Portal Potty

When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.

Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.

by 69bieber69fever69 November 1, 2011

Pootash

When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.

''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''

by Ripples69 January 12, 2013

Los Portales

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.

The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.

by josizzle forchizzle muh nizzle November 27, 2011