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M.W. problems

Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?

(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
by rogueleader August 14, 2011
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Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
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Fuckin' Problem

1. Loving bad bitches
2. A song by A$AP Rocky ft. 2 Chainz, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar
3. Having affection for very attractive females and wanting to have only relations with ONLY attractive females and willing to do short of anything to achieve such a victory.
4. Actually having deep affection for bad bitches, deeper than wanting to round the bases. Deep enough to want to own a team rather than play a damn game.... Going against Drake's motto, "We don't love these hoes."
2 Chainz: "I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin prollem!"

Dave: Bro, Maddie wants me to do all this crazy shit like go shopping with her, and take her on dates and shit just so I can hit!

Jeff: That's a Fuckin' problem.
by BIGDADY February 9, 2013
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proboobly

A good possibility when relating to hooking up with an overweight Irish woman. shabong
I've drank enough that I could proboobly hit that.
by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008
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probortion

A fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born
In the case of Paul Begala I am probortion
by bettinas February 27, 2009
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probablem

If there's a chance of something becoming a problem, this word sums it up.
this situation could be a probablem
by k13ehr December 14, 2009
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probosculate

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".
"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie
by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013
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