damp pretzel

When someone likes men

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel

by wet pretzel April 28, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

twitle-pritzer

A country term for an especially stupid hooligan, who has no care for anything or anyone around them.

Person A: you wanna skip geometry?
Person B: (in country accent) No now I ain’t gonna be caught wandering dem halls wit no twitle-pritzer!

by freedombird22 August 13, 2023

Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.

Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.

by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024