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Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.
At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.
by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012
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Plotitician

A person who seeks or uses political office for personal gain.
The unscrupulous Plotitician who hatched this scheme has decided to run for office so he can make it happen.
by Puchin August 1, 2012
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Plowing Snow

Expanding a term paper, research paper, abstract, etc. that has a minimum length by adding unnecessarily verbose text or narrative. I.e. being wordy to fill space.

Literally removing white space on paper with print.
The paper that was submitted had less than insightful content, and attempted to make up for this by plowing snow to meet the minimum page requirement.
by Sidnex November 11, 2013
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platinum taxi

The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"
by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013
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Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.
Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒
by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014
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Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.
Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!
by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015
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platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.
Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
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