Liplock Phobia

Fear of watching people kiss.

Jack and Jenny are kissing even tho they know I have Liplock Phobia

by JO JOE March 11, 2009

gank-o-phobia

when some one won't come out of a friendly town due to someone constantly ganking them in a mmorpg.

arma: yo whats the problem we got to do the mission.
deathsky: no frikkin way that lv 70 is givin me gank-o-phobia.
arma:your a bitch

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

Ellen Pompeo phobic

Straight but lesbian for Ellen Pompeo

Omg you lesbian

Um no I’m Ellen Pompeo phobic

by Dempeo4life January 24, 2021

Phobias

A very amazing and popular blog on tumblr. The blogger's name is Jono, male, 6"6, Most likely has a big dick yay. I mean, everybody should be following him, if you aren't , i now have a phobia of you (hehe)
Follow him now because hes gorgeous and deserves your fucking follow. Dont have tumblr?
Make one and follow him. Ill give you 20$ bucks.

"Hey george, are you following phobias on tumblr?"

"Yes i am! He super cool and id give him a blow job! No homo tho!"

"What about you curtis?"

"What the fuck no who is that"

"FUCKING JESUS CHRIST HERES A TALL GLASS OF HOLY WATER"

by Hadnts June 17, 2014

phonie

One who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant's notice. Often knows more about how to use someone's phone than the owner himself.

My sister Mary is a real phonie. No matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iPhone.

by duhnb August 23, 2011

Super phobia

Super phobia was a way to derogatory way to oppress straight people in gen z

Don’t be super phobia to straight people

by A random black girl March 4, 2021

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009