paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

phantastimagical

adjective, A term used to describe amazingly epic people. Term was coined by Zach, aka Satan, to describe his best friend Aj, but has spread now to describe many things.

guy 1: Dude, she's awesome...
guy 2: no man, she's better than that, she's phantastimagical!
guy 1: definitely.

by AddieBug January 10, 2010

Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010

Painters Touch

A brand of rustoleum spray paint that is very easy to come by,it's also available in many different colors and is mostly favored by graffiti writers.

Fuck that color place shit,I want some painters touch.

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

paint boy

A DIY employee whose knowledge of paint surpasses to the point of bordem.

He loves to mix paint and see what colours make up a certain colour of paint, he actually finds it fun.

That Danny Whitcher is a right paint boy

by Smash123456 January 15, 2011

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011