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Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
by gibe gupe July 13, 2021
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Bath picnic

A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!
Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.
by meep89 August 7, 2021
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mitchell pennicook

is a very gay dog that is classified as peanut butter. and his penis is negative 69 meters. gay very gay
oh he is such a mitchell pennicook
by imnjgbbkhb March 14, 2022
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people
"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"
by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022
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Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023
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