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juicing the peach

Female masturbation. Analogous to "Jacking off" or "beating off" for men, but specific to females. It can also be referred to as juicin' the peach.
June: How do you juice your peach? I like it classical, hands only.
April: Juicing the peach is like witchcraft and wizardry, its more fun if you have a magic wand.
by peachjuicer January 23, 2010
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peachist

One who is prejudice in nature towards peaches.
Marina is a peachist. She stabbed one with a for once.
by Maskedcanadian November 7, 2005
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PACHOW!

a word ment to sound cool
your sitting in the car and it gets all silent then all the sudden ur frend yells "PACHOW!" and now u have something to talk about
by person98789 July 13, 2010
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Peachtree Academy

A place for conservatives and republicans to hang out with other conservatives and republicans and talk about their fear of going to hell.
Peachtree Academy "Educator": You're all going to hell and are sinners! Take up your guns and go for the liberals!
Student Body: (monotone) All hail George Bush!!!
by ilovehimbutonlyonmyown January 10, 2015
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Peach Muffin

1. A particularly pink, hairless vagina. Usually lacking pubic hair, these specimens are a rare sight to behold and should be savored with the utmost care. Tastes better after a visit to the pastry shop. Beware, frequent indulgence may lead to muffin munchies.

2. Euphemism for vagina.

3. A Buttermilk muffin garnished with peaches.
Example 1: Aj: Dude-bro, so Jess invited me to this pastry shop yesterday and kept raving about their muffins.

Tony: HAHA wtf , please tell me you munched her muffin!
AJ: I'm getting to that you halfwit...so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting....
Tony: Damn dude what did y'all do?
AJ: We never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it...I swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach muffin....it tasted so sweet.
Tony: *snickers* All hail AJ, muffin man in the flesh.... conqueror of peach muffins!
AJ: STFU you nerd.

Example 2: Jeff: Say Seth, have you ever tasted a peach muffin?
Seth: Ew dude peaches are gross!
Seth's girlfriend: *Slaps Seth silly* You asshole! You told me you didn't mind the taste
Jeff: I knew you were a homo.
Seth: WTF! How was I supposed to know what that meant.
Seth's girlfriend: Read the urban dictionary for once!!
Jeff: yeah dumbass!

Example 3: Sam told Sally and Jim that he was going to get peach muffins from the local bakery. Jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. Sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach muffins with her best friend Sam yet she also would like a kolache. Sam and Sally went to the bakery together. Jim is no longer friend with Sam.
by aleven12 July 2, 2017
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Peach PRC

Peach PRC is a musician who has grown most of her following on TikTok. She makes videos varying from singing to lifestyle.
“Have you hear Peach PRC’s new song Josh?”
“Yeah, it’s really good!”
by Lollotsoflove February 25, 2021
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whild peach

Outkast's backup band that also plays covers. (Lil john, twista, Dr. Dre, Led Zepplin, REd hot chili peppers) They tour the southeast- mostly frat house parties.
by fuck the haters January 7, 2005
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