Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.

Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson by twilight? December 14, 2009

period panties

Noun: Some what ratty underwear, panties, Girls, bitch, wear when having their menstrual cycle, period, so they don’t spoil their good undies. Typically these panties are heavily crotch stained due to leakage of tampons and/or pads, rags,. Most likely the family dog loves to chew the crotch of these panties, crotch rot

I'm on the rag so I'm waring my period panties.
Its that time of the month again, I'm wearing my P.P's

period panties by chris56M December 16, 2005

Patting 

Being extremely aggresive, hostile, and cynical but all the while not being angry.

Dude, he was totally Patting last night after I pushed him in the lake.

Patting by Big Ben's got a Big Clock October 5, 2010

Panties 

A female crotch guard

Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!

Panties by SlopNChop October 28, 2019

boy panties 

briefs for little boys purchased and worn by teen
girls and boys over the age of 13.
worn more commonly by teenaged girls

"I just bought some cute batman boy panties today!"

boy panties by supg? July 26, 2007

poop particals 

When you fart and someone breathes in the air you fart you are breathing in their poop parcitcals.

1.My poop particals taste like chocolate!
2.POOP PARTICALS!

poop particals by Trista and Zach January 17, 2004

Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.

Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No

Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.

Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.

Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.

Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.

Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace

Robert Pattinson by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009