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A mans genitals that most times control them and the their mind cause most of all the time they use there penis for excuse and think only with it
1) I sat down on that boys lap and his penis got hard it doesn't take much

2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny

3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault

4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out
Penis by Thekittenmaster December 18, 2014
Suppose to be long, but on most losers, it isn't..
Penis by Anonymous January 29, 2003
A long thing sticking out of my butt
Penis by Jacke May 27, 2003
somthing a man(someone with balls)uses to take a piss with!
Penis by trinbin October 30, 2003
1: Something women endure for money or semen.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
Timothy used his penis to abuse his wife on their honeymoon. He later made up for it with years of handing over his paycheck for his mistake.
Penis by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
he stuck his penis up her pussy then blew his stack
penis by Anonymous June 24, 2003