outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.

Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!

by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007

optischism

In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.

In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.

by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III November 1, 2008

Outslow

When two people who work as a team on a job try to work slower than each other.

Chuck and Bob are really trying to outslow each other today at work.

by sockmonkey0811 February 5, 2010

Optishitstic

(pronunciation - Opti-shit-stick)

1. The combination of having an incredibly optimistic outlook while possessing an effortless aura of awesomeness (i.e., to be "the shit").

1. With his positive attitude and witty sense of humor, Ashby is a natural optishitstic.

by :0) PositiveVibes! May 28, 2010

outside wedgie

When youre pants,shorts,skirts etc stick to your skin because it's hot. Your skin kind of sweats enought to make ur cloths stick.

You sit and when you get up the skirt is stuck to your thighs,hence the outside wedgie!

by Lizzy B. August 31, 2010

Outside The Shelf

To be Outside The Shelf or OSTS is to be an innovator of words and ideas beyond the bounds of a collection of books on a shelf or the collection of arts including music, fine art, expressions, writing, and other recorded history.

One who is Outside The Shelf is a writer or artists with a new perspective far from the common view of things. This type of writer has a neo-cosmic delivery and a broad cognizance of the world.

That writer is innovative and aware; therefore, he is outside the shelf.

by Cosmiknowledge January 5, 2012

outie-bum

Much like an outie belly button; 'outie-bum' is where a portion of the rectum actually protrudes outside the anus.

When she bent over, all I noticed was her outie-bum.

by PeeJ July 1, 2012