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I’m a goddamn onion

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that

Ate the Onion 

Someone who took satirical news seriously.
"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."

Butt Onion 

Anything that evokes a strong feeling of disgust or repulsion and/or a person who perpetually ruins good times. Butt Onions can also be used to describe your strong feelings as to what is "uncool" or just plain awful and unpleasant.
"Don't go in there, Joe just ripped a butt onion"

Allen : "Wanna ding dong and ditch?"
Burt : "Nah man we'll get caught"
Chris: "Burt, don't be such a butt onion."

"That movie was terrible!" "Yeah, totally butt onions."
Butt Onion by NzappaZap June 11, 2013

wendy's onion rings 

Something that should exist, but doesn't.
"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"
wendy's onion rings by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

juicy onion 

A wet and creamy vagina that smells so rank it makes your eyes water.
I can’t stand eating her out because of her juicy onion.
juicy onion by KK Stanky Peach October 28, 2017

Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.
In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you
Soviet Onion by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020