What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.
Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!
by Carl Williams November 17, 2022
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Baby Lamb

A sheep less than one years old who has not given birth.

Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.
Person 1: Hey look! I got a baby lamb! Person 2: A lamb is a baby sheep, there’s no need to say “baby” in front of it. Did you drop out of grade school?
by DollyPartonsWig March 05, 2022
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Where's the lamb sauce

well gordon doesn't know so where so do i and U
Where's the lamb sauce...where
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.
Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.
by The Space Pope June 02, 2018
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