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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
mugGet the Chocolate coated banana bendermug.
A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....
by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019
mugGet the Long dick frosted bugar bendermug.

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
mugGet the strap on a bendermug.

Bender

The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Can be aided by ankle tape but no definite cure.
Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are practically kissing the ice. What a Bender!!!
by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015
mugGet the Bendermug.

Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
mugGet the Sausage Bendermug.

Bender

En medlem av 9d
”Varje person i klassen 9D var en bender, tur att de gått ut!”
by Zuzipussy February 26, 2020
mugGet the Bendermug.

Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.
Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.
by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016
mugGet the Steven Bendermug.

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