My nigga

My nigga
My nigga
by Bruhbitchhg May 09, 2021
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My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!
by I hate Stuart little December 19, 2018
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My ass

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you
Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019
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my bitch

This your bitch?
Yeah, she's my bitch.
by dontaskmynameeee January 05, 2022
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my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
by Jack324 January 20, 2009
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My pussy

Something a girl says when she's horny
OHHHHHHHHHH MY PUSSY HURTS PLZ FUCK ME NOW DOBBY!!!!!!
by October 09, 2020
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my mom

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "
guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"
by darwinCx March 22, 2019
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