tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018

Finna drop a nuke

The act of taken a dump so vile and repulsive that it makes you and everyone else in the area feel like the japs on Aug 6 & 9, 1945

You gonna have to pressure wash your bathroom bro, I’m finna drop a nuke

by Rosey O’Cocknell July 16, 2019

Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop

oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020