mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

HIT MOAR NOTES

An internet phrase originating from "Obsidian", a Guitar Hero chart by Exilelord, in a section called "Message to blue" where all the notes in the section, when turned 90 degrees will spell out "HIT MOAR NOTES".

This is commonly used as a bullshit response when someone asks how to do something on internet forums.

Person 1: How do I unlock the bonus area?
Person 2: HIT MOAR NOTES

by the_fucking_legend. October 28, 2020

The Notebook

A movie popular among those of an IQ no higher than 75.

- That dumb bitch keeps talkin' about The Notebook.

- After I'm done watching The Notebook, I'm going to go watch American Idol.

by Ironsides November 23, 2006

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill September 10, 2007

nosey rosey

Extremely nosy, annoying.

Laquisha is a nosey rosey getting into all my business about the anal sex

by KINGMCGREGGORKONNOER August 21, 2016

The Notebook Virginity

Someone who is a Notebook virgin, is a person that has not watched the movie "The Notebook."
They have yet to lose their Notebook virginity

Guy: So ive never seen the Notebook....

Girl: OMG, you havent! You should watch it with me!

Guy: You want to take my "The Notebook virginity"?

Girl: I'd love too!!!!

by Jamie A C April 8, 2010

G note

When you give yourself a mangina and show all your friends.

Hey look Jims hittin the G note!" or "c'mon guys hit the G note

by Dano562 August 12, 2011