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skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
mugGet the skirt nobmug.

Nob

A guy named Barnsey that rides his motorcycle into a wall. Also known as a man that looks like the head of a penis!
Jason Barnes is a Nob
by Fiddy50 May 27, 2022
mugGet the Nobmug.

nob slobbin

Dick eat. To cosign with a person in order to make another person whom is subject to insult feel worse.
Man 1: (To Man 2) You have no swag.
Man 2: (To Man 1) Your wearing a Wal-Mart T-shirt!
Man 3: (To Man 1) Haha he said you're wearing Faded Glory.
Man 1: (To Man 3) Why you nob slobbin?
by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013
mugGet the nob slobbinmug.

Nob Popper

A device that it used commonly in the workshop and is usually named as a 'tap' and is used to engrave spiral patterns around a piece of thin metal BUT in this circumstance is used to place over the bellend and to rotate as far around as possible, preferably a 360 degree turn so that the nob/bellend flies off at many miles per hour.
For example, I grabbed the nob popper as I had a serious itch on my nob and decided to twist it until my dick uncontrollably bled and my nob flew into the teachers mouth while explaining how to progress with the next step in making a balance toy.
by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Nob Poppermug.

Nob cheese

All people that play fortnite have insane amount of sigma build up under there penis
Mum I think I have nob cheese

Mum: your adopted
by Bigbarry223 May 7, 2022
mugGet the Nob cheesemug.

slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy
by Justqueenin December 20, 2013
mugGet the slob tha nobmug.

nob

nob is a slang word for penis
There was this hot chick that i met last night and i got her to suck my nob and it was great
by Henry832 September 2, 2016
mugGet the nobmug.

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