Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

sock dropper

Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.

Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.

by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.

The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock

by quantum restitution September 26, 2018

sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced

Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!

by apreston1978 April 13, 2009

Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones

I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette

by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016

sock-floppin'

wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious

Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.

by cosmickahuna September 1, 2009