homophobe

Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

Homophobic

it means gay people are scared of you for you hating them

guy: punches frootloop person. "AHHH THIS GUY IS HOMOPHOBIC"

by Arrow Looper January 4, 2024

Homophobic

Being scared of people who like the same gender

Guy 1: hey look over there a gay person
Guy 2: ahhhhh-
Guy 1: I'm just kidding dude calm down
Guy 2: dude, I'm homophobic don't do that you know gay people give me the willies

by Jeijah February 1, 2021

Homophobic

They bully the LGBTQ+ community thats it

homophobic

by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021

Homophobic

a person who is an ignorant asshole or a dickhead

look at This homophobic person! how rude they are

by Tayla connell. July 4, 2021

Homophobe

Scared of gay people and bisexuals. Scared of getting touched by them because they might make you gay.

Look at the guy over there, the homophobe is running from him

by WhyDidHeLeave? March 4, 2024

homophobic

fear of deez nuts

guy 1: so who won the election
guy 2: idk biden?
guy 1: biden deez nuts
guy 2: *screaming*
guy 1: lol homophobic

by Urban dick down the street September 16, 2021