naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.

I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.

by GingerMedic May 12, 2016

naked headed

Not using a condom.
The new better sounding way of saying "Raw dog".

Daniel- I didn't have a condom so I just went Naked Headed.
Friend- Damn Daniel back at it again with the plan b.

by TheOnlyDavy September 4, 2016

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

naked duckets

same as duckets, cash, money

AJ: yo Mike, u got some naked duckets?
Mike: DUDE, GET OFF MY DUCKETS!!!

by Alex Ku February 21, 2011

nake it nack

nake it nack is when you stick 3 fingers in someone’s butthole and then lick the butthole and right after you do the devils tango

“i had fun this weekend lwk”
“what’d you do?”
“i was able to nake it nack with Lindsay”

by jonglebeans March 9, 2023

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022