When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.
"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."
by Imperitus May 21, 2021
Get the Muddy Garden Hosemug. by azar hundoo October 23, 2011
Get the Muddy Pigletmug. Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
Get the Muddy Methanemug. "Tom I just shit on my own ass". How did you do that. I had the runs from them new valcano tacos, and it came out too fast so i got a muddy creek.
by crandall777 April 4, 2009
Get the muddy creekmug. by hella cogswella May 12, 2008
Get the muddy slay ridemug. When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.
you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!
by drewbag January 4, 2013
Get the Muddy Bicycle Tiremug. When a man is sitting on the toilet taking a steamy poo while the woman sits reverse cowgirl and bangs him hard while taking a piss.
Man, the other night when I was banging my girl Kansas Muddy Waterfall style while I was taking a massive shit, she pissed all over me!
by The Playroom’s On Fire September 2, 2021
Get the Kansas Muddy Waterfallmug.