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Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
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Martenitza is the act of ejaculating over a girl's face and breaking her nose with a knee after getting a blowjob from her.
Man, didn't Chris dump Christina well! That ho cheated on him and so he gave her a martenitza for good-bye!
by math fifty January 6, 2008
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So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
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Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
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