moronacracy

A society that is based on democracy, but defined by stupid people.

Would you look at all these redneck comments on this chat board? What a moronacracy.

by Tom Tucker tickles turtles tongues June 18, 2008

Mormon Pranking

The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous.

Mormon Pranking:

Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty""

After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to."

Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki."

by kk, rayray, and corbear September 7, 2010

moreon

A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.

-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.

by felixh June 3, 2016

Morona

A moron who ignores or doesn't understand the safety guidelines for preventing spreading the Corona virus.

A: "Look at those two friends over there, sitting closely together"
B: "Yeah, that's Morona 1 and 2"

by tomnord March 22, 2020

Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

by lormaak April 3, 2009

MORMONTOLOGY

A combination of Mormonism and Scientology.

My friend's mom is a Mormon and his dad is a Scientologist. That makes him a Mormontologist. He practices Mormontology.

by Jeff Bedia February 11, 2008

maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

by Spoon December 8, 2004