yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

thug monkey

(noun) a person straight from the ghetto, with baggy jeans, tall tees, doo rags and gats, tattoos and gold teeth, and especially strong ebonic accents.

synonyms: hood rat and nigga

That ghetto ass thug monkey just pulled up in his shitty Cadillac and robbed me.

by oiuhaiugoijwi May 18, 2011

Pot monkey

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money

this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share

by zippo420 August 6, 2011

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Brazilian monkey twist

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.

I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Le Monkey Day

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.

Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day

by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019