D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months

I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message

by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019

mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023

Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

mitch

usually used in middle school, and replaces the word “bitch”.

me: hey girl how are you?
friend: hey mitch! i’m good

by avawavava June 16, 2021

Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.

Oh that Mitch Cruze at it again

by Sk07ch November 3, 2018