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meteor

To totally pwn someone at ssb by jumping above them when over the edge of the level, and punting them down and out.
Often accompanied with the phrase "Shazam!"
Hyrule palace, last 2 seconds, Captain Falcon floats above Fox.

Impossibly long leg stretches out.

Punt.

"Shazam!"

"Wow, what a meteor."
by El dddddddddd September 28, 2006
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metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"
"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."
by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004
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Metro

Colloquial universal reference to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department (Nevăda), one of the most corrupt pig gangs in the west. Known to racially profile and draw weapons/shoot for no apparent reason. They operate in pairs or convoys and are omnipresent except when you actually need them. Takes hints from nearby LAPD and MiB.
"Wtf Metro just blazed through that red light!"
>"Yeah Krispy Kreme closes in 10."
by pussywarrior February 3, 2013
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metro early college middle school

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.
Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.
by SexyBois November 21, 2017
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Metro tank transfer

When one seemingly straight male exchanges body fluid with another seemingly straight male
Hey Bro, want to come over for a metro tank transfer after work.
by City! August 24, 2022
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H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.
"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"
by bearista August 23, 2011
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moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.
Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.
by GTOman December 16, 2011
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