the mess express 

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

the mess express by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

the mess by Rob May 16, 2004

Frizz Ball Mess 

A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

frizzymessyball

'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'

Frizz Ball Mess by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008

hot mess 

a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves..
ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc...

this is why hot messes should stick to pot!

jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..

hot mess by gabe&gabe May 12, 2009

a whole mess 

a shit ton

"kim kardashian has a whole mess of utz and booty meat..."

a whole mess by carofinescallop February 25, 2015

messy-mess 

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.

1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.

messy-mess by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008

chicken mess

some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.

aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.

chicken mess by koolazzavery February 18, 2009