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Tender Memories 

Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
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Loving someone of the opposite sex(or sometimes the same sex) MORE than the other person.
Baby? i love you. No i love you more. NO! i love you memore!
Memore by Veronica Rivas December 31, 2008

Hyman Memorial Stadium 

A stadium located in the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Rockstar named the building the Hyman Memorial Stadium as a sex joke, obviously enough. However it is unknown if the misspelling of hymen was intentional or not. Regardless, it's still funny the first time you see it.
The Hyman Memorial Stadium is located in the northeastern corner of Vice City, about 2 blocks east of the Downtown Ammunation. You should see a large concrete sign that reads "Hyman Memorial Stadium" in the grass.

memorgasm 

When somebody has such a strong reaction to a memmory it seems like they had an orgasm
When I reminded her about the story from camp she nearly had a memorgasm
memorgasm by souljiiboiii March 3, 2009

Memortunity 

The result when memory and opportunity coincide, allowing for completion of tasks, chores, thoughts, etc.
I hadn't remembered to email my sister last weekend when I was online, and I hadn't the opportunity when I remembered driving down the highway, but last night I finally had memortunity and sent her an email.
Memortunity by Sweetmarie October 24, 2011

Memery Gland 

Area that stores all knowledge of memes.
The Memery Gland is stored in the brain.
Memery Gland by Accelerate Nate November 27, 2018

memories broken 

, the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE (ONE) LEFT (LEFT)
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

Memories broken
memories broken by erbyu May 17, 2023