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Full Course Meal 

A over encompassing term for when you suck on girls tits, then eat her pussy, and finally her eat ass. The tits are the appetizer, the main dish is the pussy, and the dessert is the ass. Performing these in this specific order is known as a full course meal.
Scott: Bruh my girl wants to spice up our sex life but I don't know what to do
Jon: Easy, just give her the full course meal and she'll be wetter than Niagara falls
Full Course Meal by Knowledge man September 25, 2021

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Happy Meal 

As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal
Happy Meal by mindstall June 22, 2011

Happy Meal 

A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):

1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal

--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.

The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.

I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
Happy Meal by NataShy June 1, 2011

Happy Meal 

Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.
Happy Meal by Cosmo99 August 20, 2011

Fagget Meal

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.
Fagget Meal by Johnny H. rico January 12, 2009